A paper bag goes to his doctor, who says; "Your test results are back, and I'm afraid I have bad news. You have AIDS.
"That's impossible," cried the paper bag, "I've not had any form of sexual contact, nor am I a drug user!"
"In that case," said the doctor, "your father must have been a carrier."
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