A man was walking along a beach one evening, when all of a sudden a Genie popped up in front of him. "Hey mate how you doing?" said the Genie. The man was speechless. "Okay let's cut to the chase. You get one wish. None of this three wish bullshit. Only one. What do you want?"
The man thought for a good long while. "I'd like to be really lucky" he replied finally.
"Damn that's a good one. Haven't heard that before. Have fun." The Genie replied, and with a click of his fingers, he was gone"
Astonished, the man wanted to go and test his luck. See if what he had just witness was real, or if he was turning mad. He walked into the nearest betting agency and started placing just stupid bets. To his surprise, he ended up £500 up.
He thought he would try his luck again, and went to the Greyhound races. He put in all the money he earned hours previously, plus more. Once he left, he was £10,000 up.
He thought to himself "I've never had much luck with women." so wondered over to the nearest whore house, which he was known to visit from time to time. As he entered the managers eyes lit up. "You're never going to believe it" the manager said while shaking him. "What you've always wanted. She arrived this morning. Asian. 18 years old. Dead gorgeous. She's in the back room."
The man couldn't believe it, and slowly made his way to the back room. And there she was.
Just minutes later the man may there exhausted. "That was amazing!" He said trying to catch his breath. "But I must ask, why the Bindi?"
"It's just for decoration really. You can take if off if you want." She replied with a smile. The man reached towards her forehead and lightly scratched it off with his finger.
"Holy shit!" He said. "I've won a car!"
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