He approaches the judge and yells, “Your Honor, I need a divorce.”
The judge laughs, “From this chicken?”
“No, don’t be crude!” replied the farmer. “From my wife!”
The judge continues to chuckle. “I was merely joking, sir. Now to business… why do you need a divorce?”
“Because my wife caught me fucking this chicken.”
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