The pretty co-ed nervously asked the doctor to perform an unusual operation: the removal of a large chunk of green wax from her navel. Looking up from the ticklish task, the physician asked, "How did this happen?"
"Let me put it this way, doc," the girl began. "My boyfriend likes to eat by candlelight."
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