Tom went to an elementary school and every Friday his teacher
would ask the class a question. If the question was answered
correctly the student who answered it would miss school on
Monday.
On the first Friday the teacher asked, "How many stars are there
in the sky?" everyone was baffled. Tom sighed. The following
Friday the teacher asked how many grains of sand are on the
beaches. None knew the answer.
Tom was frustrated. he wanted to miss school on Monday really
bad! He had a plan. He got to ping pong balls and painted them
black. The following Friday just as the teacher was about to ask
the question, Tom threw the balls the. The teacher wondered and
asked, "Ok who's the comedian with black balls??" Tom answered,
"Bill Cosby, see ya on Tuesday!!!"
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