Fred and Jim are having a quiet beer one night when Fred announces that he's going to divorce his wife."Good grief," says Jim, "you and Sue are the happiest couple I know! Why on earth would you want to divorce such a lovely woman after all these years of obvious bliss?" "Well," replies Fred, "truth be known, I'm just bored with screwing the same hole night after night after night. I guess I'm hankerin' for a bit of variety." Jim replied, "Well, if you want variety, why don't you just, you know, turn her over every now and again?"Fred says, "What? And have a house full of kids?"
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