Me and my brother was chilling. I'm playing Xbox and he's playing with his phone. I started winning and screamed "I'm eating their ass holes, man!" he looked up to the TV and said "that doesn't sound tasty at all" to which I responded "obviously you've never eaten calamari?!"
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