and told him that I am staying at home because I wasn't feeling well.
"What's the matter with you?" The nosy bastard asked like he is some sort of medical expert!
"I have a case of anal glaucoma," I told him.
"What the hell is anal glaucoma?" he asks.
"I just can't see my ass coming into work today."
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