Need to Amputate Penis

A man took a trip to Mongolia. When he got there he had sex with
a women. After he returned to the U.S. he noticed that there
were purple and blue spots on his penis. He made an appoint with
his doctor.


The doctors took a look and told him, "You have a very rare
sexually transmitted disease only found in Mongolia.
Unfortunately there is no treatment and I'll need to amputate
your penis."


The man didnt take this very well, "You're crazy. There is no
way I'll let you chop off my dick!! I going to get a second
opinion."


Since he got the disease in Mongolia he flew back and talked to
a Mongolian doctor. "No, No, you no get chopped off. American
doctor just want money. No, No, you just wait. I save you money.
Your penis will fall off by itself anyway."