So to prepare for this brave new world, here are some robot pick up lines (oh no) - guaranteed to work or your money back!
Hey baby, what's your OS?
Are those real or were you upgraded in silicone valley?
Want to grab some Java?
My docking station or yours?
Yes, I know you’re metric- but I’m willing to convert.
Is it hot in here, or did your internal fan system just crash?
If I were a function(), would you call me?
It that a joystick you’re holding or are you just happy to see me?
Commencing explosive containment procedures, because you are the bomb.
Nice bolts - wanna screw?
You can lube my joint anytime!
Do you have a free port for me to plug into?
Rusting is red,
My chipset's blue
Will you let me
Assimilate you?
Your lips say 0 but your eyes say 1
Do you believe in love at first optical recognition, or should I ambulate by your location again?
How would you like if I touch your PCI Slot?
Were you designed for use on Mars?
Because your chassis is out of this world!
I'll show you my source code if you show me yours…
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