Male Translations

"No, really, I'm OK to drive."
--I'm wasted, and I am too embarrassed to have anybody see who I am going home
with.


"I'm not used to these darts."
--I'm not used to throwing anything smaller than a pool cue when I am this
bombed.


"You get this one, next round is on me."
--We won't be here long enough to get another round.


"I'll get this one, next one is on you."
--Happy hour is about to end...now drafts are a dollar, but by the next round
they'll be $4.50 a pop.


"Let�s get out of here."
--I just dumped a half a pitcher of beer into that Harley guy's helmet.


"Can I get a glass of white zinfandel?"
--I'm gay.


"Ever try a body shot?" (Male to female)
--I am even willing to drink tequila if it means that I get to lick you.


"I've had like 10 beers already."
--I've only had 3 but need an excuse to behave this way.


"Who's got the next round?"
--I haven't bought a round in almost 3 years, but I am an expert at diverting
attention.


"Excuse Me." (Male to female)
--I am going to grope you now.


"I'm out of here; I have to work in the morning."
--I owe that guy who just walked in the door 100 bucks and have been avoiding
him since football season.


"What do you have on tap?"
--What's cheap?


"Can I just get a glass of water?"
--It's 6:00 am and I just stopped drinking 1/2 hour ago. Hell, I probably
dropped half of my paycheck in here last night, so it's the least you can do for
me.