Nasty Poems


Roses are red,


Pickles are green


I love your legs


and whats between


Kissing is a habit


Fucking is a game


Guys get all the pleasure


Girls get all the pain


The guy says i love you


You belive its true


But when your tummy


starts to swell,


He says 'to hell with you'


10 minutes of pleasure


9 monthes in pain


3 days in hospital


A baby without a name


The baby is a bastard


The mother is a whore


This never would have happened


If the rubber wouldnt have torn


Roses are red,


Violets are corny,


When i think of you


Ohh baby i get horny,


Eat me,


Beat me,


Bite me,


Blow me,


Suck me,


Fuck me,


Very slowly,


if you kiss me,


dont be sassy,


Use your tongue and make it nasty!!!!

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