We've had our good times,
we've had our bad.
Sometimes you've made me happy,
sometimes you made me mad.
I know you've got your failing,
you know I got mines.
Neither of us is perfect,
but it does no good to wine.
Sometimes you forget my birthday,
sometimes you're not so cleaver.
But all of the people in this old world,
you're the one I want to be with forever.
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