"Why, what's up?" I asked.
She said, "He tried to rape Mrs Holden, his English teacher."
I said, "You're joking? I'm horrified."
She said, "I'm completely shocked myself, Mr Davis."
"I know," I replied. "i never really thought of her as attractive at all"
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