It is the new school year, and the science class sits down. The professor walks in with a dead body on a stretcher. The whole class screams and cringes at the sight of the body.
The professor says, "Calm down class. Now, in this class you will be doing many things that may provoke feelings of disgust, but you must do them in the name of science. To help you overcome your fear, I brought in this doner body." The professor then puts his finger into the body's anus, and then puts the finger into his mouth. "Now, I want all of you to do what I did, put your finger in the anus of the body, then put your finger in your mouth. I will give you a zero if you do not do this."
The students, not wanting to get a zero, one by one, put their fingers in the corpse, then in their mouths.
The professor nods. "Very good class. However, a key component in proper science is careful observation. If you had been observing closely, you would have noticed I had put my middle finger in the corpse, and my index finger in my mouth."
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