*Trying to get 7 yr old son to do his homework, he gets up for the 3rd time*
Son: "Just a sec"
Mom: "No! You've had enough 'secs', get back here and sit down"
Son, smugly: "Actually, I haven't had any sex. I'm too young to have sex. But you have. Cause you're old. And I'm here"
Can you feel the burn??
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