- You know… - says the girl shyly- I love everything about you: your personality, your sense of humour, your style, your charm. So you still don’t know it but your sperm is in the best possible place you could imagine…. You will be the father of my child!
- But how?! We have never ever had sex, for Christ’s sake!
- I am sorry to say that but… When cleaning up your room I found a fully loaded condom next to your bed this morning and I took my opportunity...
- Ah, all clear... But wait! Your child would belong to my lover then.
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