and we just had sex for the first time afterwards. However she still mentioned that she wanted to wait a Iittle bit before actually trying. We get to the actual act, and I have a little trouble...getting the little guy motivated. Eventually we get going and are lying in bed afterwards when my wife says, "maybe he was doing me a favor since I just got off BC."
I say, "Yeah, he was doing you a solid."
To which she says, "Well maybe just a partial."
I had to share.
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