Old Blind Mabel

Richard has just finished his ten-year prison sentence and is released to the world with a new suit, a hundred dollars, and a voucher for a free cab ride. He climbs into the cab outside the prison and asks the driver to take him to the nearest whorehouse.

The cabby drops him off at a non-descript building on the outskirts of town. "Ask for Old Blind Mabel."

"Why do they call her Old Blind Mabel?"

"Just wait; you'll see." The cabby drives off.

A madam greets Richard as he walks into the building. "Can I help you, son?"

"Yes, I'm looking for... Old Blind Mabel?"

"Ah, yes," smiles the madam. "That will be $100."

Richard is upset to be parted from his $100 so soon, but it's been a long time since he's had sex with a woman so he hands her the money. He's instructed to go to the last room on the left at the top of the stairs.

As he enters the room he sees an old woman in a rocking chair. She's knitting a sweater. As she looks up, he sees that she's blind and has two glass eyes. One is looking far left; the other is looking far right. "Can I help you, sonny?" the old woman asks.

"Yes, I'm looking for... Old Blind Mabel?"

"Oh, that's me, sonny. Step in front of me, will you?"

Richard is having second, third, and fourth thoughts at this point, but he's already spent his money so he feels committed to the act. He stands in front of Old Blind Mabel, and she unbuckles his pants and pulls them to his ankles. She then grabs his member and brings it to firmness, and pops out one of her glass eyes.

"What the hell are you doing!?" Richard screams.

"It's okay, sonny, I've done this thousands of times. Trust me, you won't be disappointed."

With that, she slips her empty socket over the tip of his penis and proceeds to rock back and forth in her rocking chair. Richard's disgust turns to curiosity, and finally to absolute pleasure. This was the best feeling he'd ever experienced! Within a few seconds he shoots his load inside her eye. She pulls him out and grabs a tissue, and wipes the jizz from her eye.

"OH MY GOD, THAT WAS FANTASTIC!" Richard gushed. "That's it, I'm coming back here as soon as I can get another hundred bucks!"

Old Blind Mabel smiles and says, "I'll keep an eye out for you."