and needs to go to the bathroom. So he puts his hand up and says, "Teacher! I need to piss!" The teacher says, "OK, Johnny, you may use the restroom, but please do not use that word. How about, next time you need to use the restroom please use the word 'whisper' instead, and I will know you need to be excused."
"Okay, Teacher," replies Johnny.
Later that night, Johnny is home eating supper at the table with his mom and dad.
"Dad, I need to whisper," says Johnny.
"Well then, whisper in my ear, my boy."
So Johnny does. And his father says, "Good heavens! I'm glad you didn't have to shout!"
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haha, ok. It's just an alright joke in writing. This one is all about the delivery.
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