Chris and his friend Johnathan are standing outside of school one day. Johnathan finds Chris wearing his hair black and slicked down, with a purple stripe, with mascara and nail polish and a Korn t-shirt.
Johnathan: So, Chris, what's with the new outfit?
Chris: I'm Emo.
Johnathan: You are not Emo.
Chris: Yeah I am, my life has no meaning and I listen to Korn; I'm extremely Emo.
Johnathan: Did you watch Family Guy last night?
Chris: Yeah.
Johnathan: ...
Chris: ...OH! Guess I'm not Emo.
Johnathan: Yup.
Chris: Can I still listen to Korn?
Johnathan: Sure.
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