In the Park


There was this boy and girl that are about 5 years old that look
at each other naked in the park each day. The girl comes home
and say, "Mommy what's this?" The Mom replied, "That's your
garage, don't ever let a boy put his limousine in your garage"


The boy went home and asked his father the same thing, "Daddy
what's this?" The father replied, "That's you limousine, don't
ever put your limousine in a girls garage."


So the next day they go to the park and look at each other
naked. The girl comes home with bloody hands and her mom asks
what happened. The girl replied, "He tried to put his limousine
in my garage so I ripped his 2 front wheels off."

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