West Virginia Jokes

- A West Virginia State Trooper pulls over a pick-up on I-77. He
says to the driver "Got any ID?" the driver says, "Bout what?"


- Did you hear about the $3,000,000 West Virginia State Lottery?
The winner gets $3 a year for a million years.


- Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Charleston, WV
burned down? Yep. Pert near took out the whole trailer park.


- What's the best thing to come out of West Virginia? I-64.


- Why don't W.V.U. football teams have ice on the sidelines? The
guy with the recipe graduated.


- How many W.V.U. freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
None, its a second year course.


- How do you get a W.V.U. graduate off of your porch? Pay him
for the Pizza.


- The W.V.U. football team was placed in a remedial English
class. The professor asked the class, "Does anyone know what
comes after a sentence?" All of the players raised their hands.
"The appeal," they shouted with Mountaineer pride.