Urinate...

A Third Grade teacher asks her class to use a three syllable
word in a sentance. Three students raise their hands... the
third one was dirty Johnny. The teacher ignores his waving hand
and calls on Sally.


"Beautiful," Sally says. "My teacher is beautiful!" "Why, thank
you Sally," the teacher laughs. "Anyone else?"


Again three students raise their hands including dirty Johnny,
and once again the teacher ignores his hand. She calls on Darcy.
"Wonderful. My teacher is wonderful!" Once again the teacher
thanks her little students and asks for more hands.


This time the only hand raised is little Johnny's. So the
teacher reluctantly calls on him. "Urinate," yells Johnny.
"Johnny!," says the teacher, "That was very rude!" "Urinate, but
if your tits were bigger you'd be a ten!"