A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it with his wife and son during dinner.
"Son, where were you today during school?" he asked, to which the son replied "At School". The robot immediately slaps the son! Sore, the son replied "Ok, I lied, I went to the movies." "Which one?" "Toy Story." The robot slaps the son again! "Ok, it was a porno." The father became furious "WHAT? When I was your age, I didn't even know what porn was!" The robot suddenly slaps the dad! The man's wife quickly rushes to the son's defense, saying "Please forgive him dear. After all, he is your son." And then the robot slaps the mother!
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