The dad asks him what the project is on. "It's about real versus virtual." The boy replies. The dad thinks for a second, then asks his son to follow him.
The dad approaches the little boy's mother and asks her, "Honey, if you were given $1 million, would you have sex with the neighbor?" The wife thinks for a few seconds, then says yes she would. The dad smiles and nods, then walks away calling his son to follow. "Dad, I don't get it, what does that have to do with anything?" The dad smiles at his son and keeps walking.
He approaches his daughter next and asks her, "Sweetie, would you have sex with the neighbor for $1 million?" The daughter replies without hesitation that she would. The dad and his boy walk out of the room, and he kneels down next to his son. The boy looks confusedly at his dad and says he still doesn't get it.
The dad says, "You see, *virtually*, we have $1,000,000, but in reality, we're just living with two whores."
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