My friends newspaper "stories" about ribs.

First of all let me explain, for some stupid reason when I laugh way to much my rib cage starts hurting, I've seen doctors and everything and they say it's completely normal, my friend takes advantage of this and pretty much makes me laugh like hell, most times because he just bursts out laughing when I meantion the word "rib".
Anyway here are two stories he just randomly wrote to me on facebook, names have been changed.
"Man found dead in his house
A man by the name of Devin Adams was found dead in his house in Peniche. Apparently he died from rib implosion while watching an anime by the name of Kill la Kill. We advise all readers with weak ribs to not watch this anime or similar cases might occur"

"New kind of homicide.
"A man was found dead in a city. After thorough investigation we believe he was murdered by Bob Stevens. The culprit apparently made the victim's ribs implode from too much laughing. This new method of murder is being investigated so we can now how to counter it."

So yeah, that's how my friend "Bob" has some laughs with me, tough I can kinda screw him over 'cause if I'm hanging out with him I only need to say "ribs" and he turns into a retarded seal laughing.
If he comes up with anything new I shall post it here, and if you guys actually have any other "jokes" if you can call it that, please do share :3

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