A lebanese, an Egyptian, and a Somali are on a plane. The pilot announces that the plane is crashing into the ocean.
The Lebanese woman starts quickly putting on make up. The other two ask her why and she says:"the rescue team would likely save the prettiest girl first."
The Egyptian then starts putting on a lot of jewelry. They ask her why and she says: "so the rescue team will see some thing shiny from a distance and go towards it. This way I will be saved first."
By now the Somali woman has taken off all her clothes.
"what the hell are are you doing?" asked the Lebanese and the Egyptian.
"I'm pretty sure the first thing the rescue team will look for is the black box."
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