My friend wanted to ride a hot air balloon...

So we went to the place where they had hot air balloon rides and my Buddy goes up. He finds out in talking with the driver of the balloon that he is a homosexual. The driver says to my buddy "you either have to take it in the ass or jump " I see him the next day and told me the story and I said "so did you jump?" He answered "yeah a little bit"

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