they witness two dogs having sex. The little girl asks her father what is happening and the father decides it best to say, " well, you see honey, the dog in the back hurt his legs so the other doggie is giving him a ride home.
The little girl pauses and says, " oh, just like mommy said".
"What's that"? Asks the father.
To which the girl says, "Try and help a man and the first thing he'll do is try to stick it in your ass"!
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