Can I Tap your shoulder?


George Bush was driving with Powell one day and he had to take a leak really
bad. He said to Powell "Wouldn't it be nice if you're pecker was on your finger,
you could just to roll down the window and let it fly." Powell says, "I guess so
Sir."


After little while longer Bush says "Powell, wouldn't be nice if women
had their female genitalia on their shoulder?" Powell answers, "Why is that
Sir?"


Bush speaks up "Then I could go up to Hillary Clinton, tap her on the
shoulder and say, haven't I seen you some place before?"


USA and Canada FOREVER!

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