Guy named Ross gets a new job as a school bus driver...

He gets a bus that has Bert and Ernie, Grover, Big Bird, et. al. painted on it. He says "Are you kidding me?". Boss replies, "Once you have some seniority we'll give you a newer bus."

So, he sets out on the run and at his first stop a boy gets on. Ross says, "Hi. I'm your new bus driver, Ross!"

"Hello sir! I'm Lester G!". Kid sits down, takes his shoes off, and starts scratching at his feet and peeling scaly skin off. Ross is appropriately disgusted, but needs to get to the next stop.

There, two very overweight girls board. He greets them. They chime back, "Hi! We're the Patties!" They sit down and immediately delve into the Twinkies in their lunch boxes.

Then, an other boy gets on, and Ross says, "Hi, I'm Ross your new bus driver!" The kid, in a very nasty tone replies, "Oh yeah? Well I'm Ross too, but you can call me *Special Ross*, you dig?"

So they carry on, but it's chaos. The Patties are getting crumbs all over and throwing the Twinkie wrappers out the window, Lester is flicking foot skin everywhere, Special Ross is smacking them all on the head...

Ross drops them off at school and calls his boss. "I quit."

"Why?"

"Do you know what it's like to drive two obese Patties, Special Ross, Lester G picking bunions, on a Sesame Street bus?"