A little boy and a little girl were in a fight over who was
better. After the fight had been going on for hours with no
progress, the little boy ended up pulling down his pants and
said, "Oh, yeah! Well I have one of these and you don't!" The
little girl, seeing that she was beaten, ran home crying. She
came back to the boy a little while later looking very proud of
herself. She pulled down her pants in front of the boy. "Oh,
yeah! Well my mommy told me that when you have one of these, you
can get as many of those as you want!"
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