A woman was checking out at the grocery store with a quart of milk, a head of lettuce, and a tomato.
A drunk was in line behind her, staring at her and her purchases and said, "You must be single!".
Amazed, the woman looks over her items trying to figure out how the guy could tell by what she bought, and said, "Yes, I am, but how could you possibly tell?"
The drunk replied, "Because you're ugly as hell!"
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Edited by Curtis
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