What an idiot!

There were three men. Joe, Rich, and Scott.


They were all camping in the woods, and they knew they had to stop for
the
night. Joe suggested they stop where they were right there, a nice
clear,
wooded area. Rich agreed, but Scott disagreed, because there was nothing
interesting around, only trees.


They kept hiking for a little longer, and came across a small clear area,
right next to the highway. Both Joe and Rich wanted to saty there because
there was no stumps, or moss around, and the sounds of the cars could
help
to put them asleep. Scott said no, because he found a small ant farm 500
meters away, and was scared the ants might come, and get them.


SO they kept hiking, and finally, they came to the end of the woods, and
stepped onto the highway. Scott was mystified, and wanted to sleep right
smack dab in the middle of the highway. It was interesting, and he wanted
to look at all the different liscence plates, as they drove by. Joe and
Rich were so upset, because, obviously, that was the LAST place that they
wanted to sleep in! But, they were too tired to argue, so they set up
their tent in the middle of the highway and went to sleep.


They slept soundly through the night, but were awaked a couple of times
by
the sound of cars beeping, and crashing. The next morning, they awoke
early, and noticed a huge pileup of cars right off the highway, in the
spot they had earlier chosen. Feeling proud, Scott said:


"See, guys? Imagine what would of happened if we slept there last night!"