My Daddy is better


There are three little boys standing outside the first little boy says my daddy is best because he can drink 24 beers,the second little boy said thats nothing my dad can drink 48 beers, the third little boy said my dads got all ya'll beat he can eat a light bulb, the other little boys said how do you know this the little boy said well I heard him tell mom to "turn out the light and I'll eat it"

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