An aged patient doddered into the doctor's office with a serious complaint.
"Doc, you've got to do something to lower my sex drive."
"Come on now Mr. Peters," the doctor said. "Your sex drive's all in your head."
"That's what I mean, you've got to lower it a little."
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Yisman
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