A man with a goat under his arm was standing in the doorway of the master bedroom of his home. His wife was on the bed, reading a book.
He said "This is the pig I fuck when YOU have a headache."
She looked up from her book and said " That's a goat you have under your arm."
"I wasn't talking to you!" he said.
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