Reporter goes to a village.

He's assigned to do a story on the village so he asks one of the villagers:

Reporter: "So tell me a story of something that happened in this village."

Villager: "Well, this one time, one of our neighbors lost his goat. So we all went out in search of the goat until we found it. We came back to celebrate that we found it so we danced, drank and everybody made love to the goat."

Reporter: "Well, what kind of story is this? I can't make print that. How about you tell me a story with a happy ending?"

Villager: "Well, this one time, one of our neighbors lost his wife. So we all went out in search of his wife until we found her. We came back to celebrate that we found her so we danced, drank and everybody made love to the wife."

Reporter thinks to himself "What the hell is wrong with these people?"

Reporter: "How about you tell me a story with a sad ending?"

Villager: "Well... this one time, **I** got lost."

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