We're at dinner and talking about my classes. I'm taking physics and my mother was talking about when she took it in highschool.
Then my dad said anon already took physics... he paused as my mother and I anxiously waited for the punchline. It felt like an eternity until he studdered " l-learned physics w-when I p-physically kicked his ass"
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