...and sits on a chair in front of the TV. He calls to his wife "honey, get me a beer before it starts!".
The wife, who has also just gotten home from work, hands him a beer, then starts preparing dinner.
A few minutes go by, when he calls her again "get me another beer before it starts!". She stops what she's doing, gets him a beer, then resumes making dinner.
A short while later, he calls out again "get me another beer before it starts!". She starts ranting at him "What the hell is wrong with you? You know I've been working all day, now I'm trying to make dinner while you sit your fat ass on the couch, do you think I've got nothing better to do than to hand beers to you? why don't you get off that couch and do something..." etc.
And he says "Jeez, it's started already".
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