An Irishman walks into a bar on Saint Patrick's Day and sits down at the end, enjoying his Guinness alone. A drunk guy stumbles up to him and quietly says "Fucked your mom last night."
The Irishman shakes his head, picks up his beer and moves down the bar away from the drunk, continuing his drink in peace. A few minutes later, the drunk guy sits down next to him and says "Your mom is a real nice piece of ass.'
The Irishman stands up, visibly angry and moves to the last seat at the bar. This time, he doesn't even sit down before the drunk says 'Made your mom squeal like a pig last night."
The Irishman slams down his beer and yells out 'ENOUGH DAD, YOU'RE DRUNK!
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