sick jokes (warning really sick)

1. whats 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? crib death
2. where do you find dogs with no legs? right where you left it
3. whats red orange and looks good on toddlers? fire
4. how do you get a nerd out of a tree? cut the rope
5. why do women wear makeup and perfume? cause their ugly and they stink
6. whats the best part about locking your keys in your car? its on fire and your babys in there
7. why did the protester cross the road? to suck my dick
8. whats the worst part about locking your keys in your car? having to go to the abortion clinic and ask for a coathanger

9. why did the abortion doctor cross the road? to grab the coathanger
10. whats the difference between a protester and a pen? i dont shove a pen up my ass
11. why did the baby want to go to the kitchen? to have a go at riding inside the blender

12. whats the difference between a hurt child and a pizza? i dont cry when i peel off the pepperoni off the pizza

13. a woman walks into a bar the bartender says "hey wanna a coathanger"

14. why do tampons have strings? so you can floss after eating

15. whats the difference between a toddler and a pile of letters? letters dont cry when you throw it in the fire place

16. how do you get a toddler in a phone booth? throw a toy.
how do you keep him in? lock the door and light it

17. whats black and long? the kfc line
these are very horrible jokes so tell these to your friend if you dare but i dont think its not a good idea.