My cat tried to rape me and stuff

kay, so the night before... Me and my cat Hamilton had a rap-o-thon.

My cat: "I ate yo 8 m8 g8 b8 in the h8 i s8 thuug b8 in sl8 pl8 w8 m8 d8 n8 bruh yo yo ugh"

Me: And they don't stop coming And they don't stop coming And they don't stop coming And they don't stop coming And they don't stop coming And they don't stop coming And they don't stop coming And they don't stop coming And they don't stop coming And they don't stop coming And they don't stop coming And they don't stop coming (x149)

Turns out I caught Ham on fire with that rap attack. He was very ticked at me, especially since I gave him the "Meow" brand not the "Catnip" brand cereal.

So last night while I was cleaning the soap, when at that moment... I dropped it. I leaned to pick it up, and Ham fists my asshole with his claw. I do admit, I actually liked the feels of it, but I still am afraid he may rape me again.

Ever since then I will always remember....
Give him the "Catnip" brand.