The old golf pro was bored early on and had already been into the cooler in the pro shop, when suddenly a young lady ran in screaming, "I was stung by a bee!""Where," the bleary-eyed pro asked?"Between the first and second holes," replied the frantic young blonde.To which the tipsy pro replied, "I told you yesterday that your stance was too wide."
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