I'm sitting out on my front porch watching two groups of boys, ages 8-10 or so, arguing about who was tougher, badder, etc. One of them pipes up with " My Dad is a soldier, and he could beat your Dad's ass!" The other boy, a bit younger, replies "Nuh-uh. Just because he's a soldier doesn't make him bullet-proof!" The first boy just sort of stood there, not seeming to know what to say back.
Talk about escalating quickly. I was still chuckling about that exchange an hour later.
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