(one of my favorite jokes, I believe originally from Gilbert Gottfried)
Upon arrival the surgeon rushes out to see him.
**Surgeon:** Sir, I'm afraid I have terrible news. Your wife was in a severe accident and she is paralyzed from the neck down. From here on out, you'll have to do everything for her: feed her, bath her, clothe her. Your life is going to be very different.
**Man:** *(stricken with grief)* This is terrible news! I don't know what I'm going to do!
**Surgeon:** Haha! Just joking! She died.
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