My brain needs to stop

So a man and his wife are having sex and, to their dismay, the condom breaks and the wife becomes pregnant. They talk over having an abortion, but decide against it. To prepare for the rigors of having a child, the man takes on a job as a short order cook for a little extra money. Within this job he learns many things about cooking and life in general, making him happier. finally the time comes for the baby to be born, and, after many hours of stressing and pushing, the wife gives birth to a beautiful baby girl. The husband promptly proceeds to eat the baby. why does he do this?

Chefs get to eat their own mistakes

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