She walks into her husband wearing nothing but bright red lingerie, her husband sees her and says: "What the hell are you wearing?! You know I have sensitive eyes and that color hurts them! change immediately!"
So she does what her husband says but still wants to have sex, so she changes to white lingerie and comes back to where her husband is sitting, he sees her and says: "it's still too bright for me, I can barely look at you."
She got a little frustrated with her husband so she decides to walk in naked this time, he sees her and says: "This is much better! all you need is a little bit of ironing and we're all set!"
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