A girl I met claimed to have multiple personalities. “Is that OK with you?” she asked.
“Quack quack quack!” I responded, then added “Apologies, my other personality is a duck. He doesn’t talk much, good listener though.”
“That’s so interesting!” she replied. “So how do you understand each other?”
“Simple, one quack for 'no', two for 'do it', and three quacks for ‘Why the fuck are you asking a duck?’”
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